BOUND FOR PIG PARADISE

Well folks, you best be prepared to throw a harley davidson hog wild party. This ain't no ordinary day. It's the most rootinest tootinest experience of your pork chop of a life. We're launching into Hog Heaven, where the slop is always fresh, the mud baths are plentiful, and the only thing worryin' about is getting enough sleep. Pack your bags.